We decided that we have way too much room in our 26 foot palace we call Starbuck, so we are turning the bedroom into a giant fish tank. It will be two hundred gallons of diveable salt water fun. We are confident that 1600 lbs of water added before the sand will not have any … Read more
Spring came early, which brought tornadoes. A large one picked the whole RV up and plopped us down in a strange, alternate dimension of some sort. Unfortunately, the rig landed on a woman with these gaudy looking red shoes. The locals who consisted entirely of little people didn’t seem to mind. They just rolled their … Read more
After being forced to end our moonshine enterprise in Texas due to relocation, we decided to become activists for ending the strange booze laws in Kansas. We have chained ourselves to a government building demanding the right for liquor stores to sell wine openers with their wine. It will be a hard fight but for … Read more
The moonshine mash in the washing machine is fermenting nicely. So far the owner of the park has no idea. I had to stop working in order to guard the machine and make sure no one tried to use it. I have to protect my investment, right? I will run out of those wacky intros … Read more
We found out that the town we are staying in is a dry town, meaning they don’t sell alcohol. I thought this would be a perfect time to start my moonshine business. I put together 20 gallons of sugar water and lots of baker’s yeast. I hope the RV park owner doesn’t mind. More importantly, I … Read more
It’s been a full year since we drove away from our three story sticks and bricks home and moved our essential belongings, including our furry babies, into our 26 foot motorhome we lovingly refer to as Starbuck. We had officially moved into our RV on my husband’s 30th birthday, December 19th, 2014. We took our … Read more
We got out of Vegas only to realize we were in Bat Country, but we did manage to leave before Nicholas Cage crashed a plane on the Strip, then chased the bad guy on a moving fire engine. He prevailed and even saved his daughter’s stuffed bunny he got her as an I’m your dad … Read more
A man came by claiming to be a scout for hand models. He took one look at my short, pudgy appendages and said I am exactly what he was looking for, so instead of going to Amazon we have decided to try our luck in the modeling world. Our first shoot will be a centerfold in the … Read more
September 2015 The exciting adventure continues! Will Superman get there in time? Will Lassie’s arbitrary barks be understood with pinpoint GPS accuracy? Will Will Smith will Will in his will??? I don’t know. I don’t write for them, but I do write about our travels around the country, and the month of September was full … Read more
August was quite a month! The RV burned down so we have entered our animals into the local “Fernley Circus” in order to save up for a new one. The pay is little but Brewy’s juggling act draws quite a crowd, and the straw beds are better than nothing. The Ringmaster makes us all drink from … Read more
